Weekend Quotes

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. by Bill Watterson

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. by John Shirley

There aren’t enough days in the weekend. by Rod Schmidt

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. by Chuck Palahniuk

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Why wait for the weekend to have fun by Loesje, loesje.org

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. by Author Unknown

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation. by Ogden Nash

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. by Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. by Anthony Burgess

Of all the days that’s in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that’s the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
by Henry Carey

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. by Joseph Addison

Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. by Rodney Marsh, 1969

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. by Zenna Scha

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. by Arnot Sheppard

Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. by S.A. Sachs

How pleasant is Saturday night,
When I’ve tried all the week to be good,
And not spoke a word that was bad,
And obliged everyone that I could.
by Nancy Sproat

I hate weekends because there is no stock market. by Rene Rivkin

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. by Jean Rhys

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. by Richard Rorty

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. by Ogden Nash

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. by Ed Howe