Madonna Quotes

I laugh at myself. I don’t take myself completely seriously. I think that’s another quality that people have to hold on to… you have to laugh, especially at yourself. I do it in most of the things I do, and most of the videos that I make and most of my performances. Even in my concerts there are so many moments when I just stood still and laughed at myself.

 

More Madonna Quotes:

• In everyday life I am quiet and reserved, not the housekeeper type but cool and relaxed. I don’t get up in the morning wearing false eyelashes and I don’t wear fancy underwear when I’m cooking popcorn. I’m a nice little ducky.

• Everyone probably thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I’d rather read a book.

• Because I’ve taken my clothes off in public doesn’t mean that I’ve revealed every inch of my soul.

• Sometimes I look back at myself and remember things I used to say, or my hairstyle, and I cringe.

• I hate polite conversation. I hate it when people stand around and go, “Hi, how are you?” I hate words that don’t have any reason or meaning. Also I hate it when people smoke in elevators and closed in places. It’s just so rude.

• You have to be patient. I’m not.

• I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street – just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket

• I know the aspect of my personality, being the vixen, the heartbreaker and the incredibly provocative girl is a very marketable image — but it’s not insincere. You just can’t take it seriously.

• The worst thing about being famous? I think it’s what everybody says.. the lack of privacy and the idea that you’re not really allowed to make mistakes and everything that you do is viewed under a microscope.

• I think my biggest flaw is my insecurity. I’m terribly insecure. I’m plagued with insecurities 24/7.

• I have had many challenges in my life, including some very big ones when I was young and I’ve learned a lot of valuable lessons along the way. I have seen life from just about every angle you can see it from.

• I was sacked from Dunkin’ Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

• I wouldn’t have turned out the way I was if I didn’t have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.