Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Quotes


Full House

  • Stop calling me names you cheese head!
  • It gets worse. They brought me the wrong fruit, they cleaned my room wrong, they brushed my hair wrong…
  • You were right, he is a major babe!
  • You kissed a boy? Eww! cooties!!
  • Even if it’s my first year I buy a real present, and Dad’s gonna hate it, and this could scar me for life!
  • I’ll help too, but no diapers, they make me apprehensive!
  • Whoa! A million billion chips and nobody in the kitchen!

Two of a Kind

  • It wasn’t mine, it was Jennifer’s, I don’t know why I listen to her, in the 3rd Grade she told me you could get pregnant from eating pistachios!
  • I don’t need to know everything about sports, I just need enough of your mumbo jumbo to make it look like I do so I can trick Eric into liking me!
  • As for the cheerleaders, their pyramid was shoddy, their splits were a joke and you could barely hear the cheers over the flapping of Courtney Collinson’s thighs.

To Grandmother’s House We Go

  • No snow for Christmas? What a rip off!
  • I’ll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter on top, smooth, but not crunchy and cut off all the crusts please.
  • Maybe! Grown-ups will say anything to make kids co-operate!

Passport to Paris

  • I am Henri. Zee American cooking, it tastes like du caka poo poo.
  • So, the tin man has a heart after all.
  • What can I say? We’re teenagers!