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"Marriage is wonderful when it lasts
forever, and I envy the old couples
in When Harry Met Sally who
reminisce tearfully about the day
they met 50 years before. I no
longer believe, however, that a
marriage is a failure if it doesn't
last forever. It may be a tragedy,
but it is not necessarily a failure.
And when a marriage does last
forever with love alive, it is a
miracle." Peggy O'Mara, Mothering,
Fall 1989
* "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin
word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." Robin
Williams
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* “If you don't want your wife to have your “assets”, put them in
trust.” Swami Raj
* “Statistics show that 100% of all divorces start with marriage.”
Anonymous
* “The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first
divorce.” John Kenneth Galbraith
* “Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask
myself is: “Is this the man I want my children to spend their
weekends with?”” Rita Rudner
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