Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'

 

Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

 

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Sir Norman Wisdom
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

 

Anonymous
* A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

* I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

* When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

* Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

 

Samuel Johnson
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.